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Early Dismissal

Early Dismissal

Semi-sweet white • peach + pear + citrus • bright and easy-drinking

Semi-sweetWhiteCrispTeacher gift favorite
$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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🚚 $19.99 flat rate shipping · FREE on 6+ bottles · Ships in 1–3 days, arrives in 3–7 · Adult 21+ signature required

“Class dismissed early. You know what that means.”

A bright, easy-drinking semi-sweet white with crisp fruit and a clean finish — light enough for a Tuesday, refreshing enough for a celebration.

  • Bright semi-sweet white: peach, pear, citrus
  • Light, crisp, easy to love
  • Pairs with everything — especially freedom
  • Money-back guarantee — you keep the wine
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🍷 Taste Profile

SweetnessSemi-sweet
BodyLight
Fruit notesPeach, pear, citrus
Best servedChilled
Pairs withSalads, seafood, warm afternoons, celebrations
Best forWhite wine fans, wine newbies, easy sipping

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Class dismissed early. You know what that means.

A bright, easy-drinking white with crisp fruit notes and a clean finish. Light enough for a Tuesday, refreshing enough for a celebration. The kind of wine that pairs with everything — especially freedom.

TASTING NOTES: Crisp apple, pear, light citrus
STYLE: Semi-sweet white
BEST FOR: Light sippers, wine newbies, warm afternoons, teacher gifts

Money-back guarantee: if you don't love it, we'll refund you, and you keep the wine.

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Common Questions

How sweet is the wine?
Our wines range from semi-sweet to sweet. They're fruit-forward and approachable — think bold flavor without the pretension. Check the tasting notes on each product for specifics.
When will my order arrive?
Most orders ship within 1–3 business days. Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days depending on your location. You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Heads up: wine deliveries require an adult (21+) signature.
What if I don't like it?
Money-back guarantee, no fine print: if you're not happy with your wine, tell us and we'll refund your purchase. You keep the wine. No return shipping, no hoops.
Is Tipsy Teacher wine vegan and gluten-free?
Yes! All of our wines are vegan-friendly and gluten-free. We care about what goes into every bottle.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship to most states in the US. Due to state regulations, there are a few we can't reach yet. Enter your address at checkout and we'll let you know if we can deliver to you.
What's on the cork?
Every Tipsy Teacher bottle comes with a unique, fun message printed on the cork — our little surprise for when you pop the bottle. No two are the same, so start collecting!
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  • Supports Teachers

  • Vegan Friendly

  • Teacher-Owned

  • Gluten Free

  • Perfect for Gifting

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