• Early Dismissal semi-sweet white blend wine bottle by Tipsy Teacher
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  • Tipsy Teacher wine cork detail
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Early Dismissal

Early Dismissal

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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“They let you out early. Don’t waste it.”

Early Dismissal is what an unexpected half-day tastes like in a glass. A semi-sweet white blend with tropical peach and pear, bright pineapple, and a kiwi finish that’s basically sunshine you can pour. Light, crisp, and dangerously easy to drink on a patio.

This is the wine for the teacher who sets an alarm for summer countdown, who mentally checks out at 2:47, and who knows that “early release” is the two best words in the English language.

Tasting Notes: Peach, Pear, Pineapple, Kiwi
Style: Semi-Sweet White Blend
ABV: 10.5%
Made In: Small-batch, California

Pop the cork and pretend tomorrow’s a teacher workday. (Spoiler: the cork agrees.)

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Common Questions

How sweet is the wine?
Our wines range from semi-sweet to sweet. They're fruit-forward and approachable — think bold flavor without the pretension. Check the tasting notes on each product for specifics.
When will my order arrive?
Most orders ship within 1–3 business days. Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days depending on your location. You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships.
What if I don't like it?
We stand behind every bottle. If you're not happy with your wine, reach out to us and we'll make it right. We want you to love what's in your glass.
Is Tipsy Teacher wine vegan and gluten-free?
Yes! All of our wines are vegan-friendly and gluten-free. We care about what goes into every bottle.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship to most states in the US. Due to state regulations, there are a few we can't reach yet. Enter your address at checkout and we'll let you know if we can deliver to you.
What's on the cork?
Every Tipsy Teacher bottle comes with a unique, fun message printed on the cork — our little surprise for when you pop the bottle. No two are the same, so start collecting!
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  • Supports Teachers

  • Vegan Friendly

  • Teacher-Owned

  • Gluten Free

  • Perfect for Gifting

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