Author Archives: dylan hosford

Ms. Frizzle’s Star Pupil Suffers Ironic Fatality in “Field Trip” to the Center of Burning Hot Star

Ms. Valerie Frizzle, an area 4th grade teacher, is in hot water after her latest impromptu field trip to Sirius, a 17,000 degree Fahrenheit star. Apparently, little Arnold Perlstein was accidentally jettisoned into the cold depths of space towards the … Read More

Area Teacher Hires Monkey to Do His Grading

“You know, when people tell you that a monkey could LITERALLY do your job, well, that’s just offensive…to monkeys!” They are extremely dexterous and intelligent creatures.”  Mr. Bushell, a local middle school teacher has taken this adage, used in most … Read More